Have you heard of the ghost that haunts the halls of Cab Calloway? No? Apparently, a transparent ghoul has been scaring students for quite a while. We have many eye witness accounts that say the same thing.
The ghost appears to be female and fairly young. She is able to pick up objects, which makes her a poltergeist. Blood pours out of her eyes as she walks, and low moans come from her chest. The ghost seems to be relatively harmless.
“I have experienced it!” says Meredith Lindsey, a firm believer in the supernatural.
“I can’t believe that I saw a real ghost! It was so scary!” claims an anonymous source.
Although a large portion of the student body believes that this ghost is real, not everyone is entirely convinced. Many doubt the credibility of the students and teachers that claim to have seen our resident specter. To dispel this doubt I have had an interview with the ghost.
Q: What is your name?
A: Mooooonnnnaaa
Q: Why are you here?
A: Mooooonnnnnaaa
Q: Yes, I know Mona is your name. Why are you here?
A: Mooonnnaaa
Q: Right. Is this a bad time?
A: Moooonnnaaa
While this interview was very awkward, the fact that I have spoken to Mona must tell you just how real this ghost is. Don’t worry about any injuries though. Mona seems perfectly friendly, even if she is a little simple –minded. We should just think of her as we would any other student that wanders the halls. CCSA is known for our accepting nature. We wouldn’t want to ruin that.
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